Okay, I'm back! So, what'd I miss while I was gone?... 42 page views... 'Kay, not bad, I can work with this. Again, I'm pretty sure I disappointed a pervert or two with the misleading title, but hey, it's free press... Well, with that out the way, it's time to take things to the next level.... Behold: My official ranking system and method of review!

Base/Ground Rules (more TBA): No Real Hentai.

The point of this experiment is to seek out the worlds worst Harem/Ecchi Anime. NOT Hentai. As afformentioned, we've got a rep to uphold. Also, it is to prove that Anime (and Manga) as an art form is dead. Akira was great, Metropolis was a neat experiment, Dragonball was easily one of the funniest things I've ever read, and the most invested in a story I've ever been, but then Z had to come in and dry rape it like a drunken birthday clown with a vengeful erection, taking out years of scorn and frustration on the pristine, innocent butthole of its predecessor...

No Blue Balls.

The show must be willing to show some skin (not because I want to see it, but because it's a fucking cocktease if it don't give it up). You're CLEARLY not watching these types of shows for the damn plot, so it may as well be honest with itself and give you what you're coming to see (if you know what I mean?).

The Benjimeter.

All shows will be measured by the Jon Benjimeter. This is a measurement of just how many fucks the show gives. The more fucks, the lower the score. The less, however, the higher the Benjimeter. Not too difficult to follow, nay?

If anything else pops up, I'll be sure to let you guys know more about the ground rules section (still currently under development). But as always, be sure to keep comin' back to Borderline Hentai for The worlds ONLY WEBSITE dedicated to funny Anime reviews which point out how strange Eastern culture is (it's funny because it's different!).