If you were hoping to find cartoon porn here, sorry, no dice. We're classier than that here at Borderline Hentai. As such, to whomever bothers to stick around and read my drivel, I wholeheartedly thank, and welcome you to the ONLY website on THE WHOLE INTERNET dedicated to reviewing guiltless borderline Hentai (otherwise known as "Harem" anime, or perhaps even "ecchi"). Now, who on God's green Earth would even consider such a feat, and why? Seriously, what kinda Numbfuck McDumbnuts would even bother put the pen to paper on the heated, spit lubed clusterfuck that is the Harem/Ecchi genre, let alone anime? I mean, it's the same 3 to 5 stories regurgitated time and time again! Loser is forced to be around an army of hot chicks, tough guy gets progressively tougher through martial arts training (or rage, or both), monsters, robots, magic, adolescent girls, on and on, on and on, ON AND ON, ON and FUCKING ON! IT'S THE SAME ARTLESS, SOULLESS FUCKING THING, YOU BRAINLESS FUCKING SAPS!

... Anyhow... So, who would bother to comment on a popular trend in a day and age where doing so can get you cyber-lynched within an inch of your life? Well, it's a relatively simple answer. Me. I'm doin' it. And maybe (just maybe) I'll throw in a guest speaker or two to lighten the mood. This place is purely about the love of hate, and the hate of Anime, so if you're cool with that, maybe hang around a post or two? Maybe tell a friend or two? Either way, good on ya for stoppin' by.

I'll be coming out with content as soon as possible, and I already have a line up of truly gnarly stuff on its way, but suggestions are always welcome. I'm constantly in search of the worst possible Harem/Ecchi/anime in general planet Earth has to offer, so if you know something I don't, then why not feed me a stray comment? I'll be sure to have something worth reading by January at the latest, so don't worry, there's plenty of hate to go around. Until then, I leave you with this...

EDIT: The unedited video I'd intended to run with was bumped off YouTube almost overnight, so I present to you the watered down alternative to the authors artistic vision...

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